iZombie

S1E5

Liv- "If you live every day like it's your last, someday you'll be right."

S1E6

Major- "I'm a social worker. My insurance covers, like, one band aid a year."

S2E1

Liv- "That kid screams guilty. He's wearing make up and his pants are hanging 
so low they look like a bra for his ass."

S2E4

Liv- "Yeah. No kidding it'll make you crazy. You spend your life in a 
comfortable dream state, believing in destiny. Then reality snaps you awake 
like a kick in the teeth. Bad things happen as often as good things. 
People that think that they're meant to be together, aren't. 
Turns out we're nothing but chemicals hurtling through space, 
haphazardly bouncing off each other, feeling stupid that we 
ever thought there was some grand plan."